Monday, October 31, 2005
Only Terry ...
ROFL I was surfing through people's blogs and I came upon this quote in Terry's:
"by now i seriouslly think that my crown jewels are only there for aesthetics. That just goes to prove that human females are out to destroy their male counterparts based on instictive impulses encoded in to their very nature. WE MUST DEFEND OURSELVES."
God that is awesome - only Terry ...
Experienced At |9:18 PM|
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Wednesday, October 19, 2005
LMAO
Hehehehe I found this on www.eyeranian.net and I just had to post it.
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's.
The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded,
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that
Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
Experienced At |9:29 AM|
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Sunday, October 09, 2005
Movies
Seen a couple a fantastic movies recently.
Serenity was just the most awesome wonderful film I have ever seen. God it had some truly awesome lines in it:
Mal: Violence is going to ensue!
[after breaking into a practically empty bank safe]
Zoë Warren: At last, we can retire and give up this life of crime
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?
The Operative: I want to resolve this like civilized men. I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Good.
[pulls gun and shoots Operative in the chest, knocking him into the wall, grabs Inara and gets ready to leave]
The Operative: [grabs Mal from behind] I am, however, wearing full body armor. I am not a moron!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [Over Intercom] This is the Captain. We have a slight problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some turbulence and then... explode
Kaylee Frye: You mean to say as... sex?
Dr. Simon Tam: [pause, slightly pained but sweet smile] I mean to say.
Kaylee Frye: [considers, adjusts grip on gun] Screw this, I'm gonna live!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [shouting down into the vault] We're coming down to empty the vault now!
Vault Guard: [calling back up] I'll need to see some authorization!
[Jayne fires a burst from his automatic rifle]
Vault Guard: ...Okay!
River Tam: I swallowed a bug.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne Cobb: Yeah, I do.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Well... you can't!
Dr. Simon Tam: Am I talking to Miranda now?
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Can we start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl? Because that's *never* getting old.
Kaylee Frye: Been more'n a year since I had anything twixt my nethers didn't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I don't want to hear that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint
Jayne Cobb: Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin paid; mostly only when I'm gettin paid.
The other great movie was Wallace and Gromit, that was just hilarious:
"angry mob supplies"
"may contain nuts"
lmao 'pansy spray'
God those movies were fantastic. I will get them both the second they come out on DVD.
Experienced At |9:37 PM|
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