Sunday, October 09, 2005
Movies
Seen a couple a fantastic movies recently.
Serenity was just the most awesome wonderful film I have ever seen. God it had some truly awesome lines in it:
Mal: Violence is going to ensue!
[after breaking into a practically empty bank safe]
Zoë Warren: At last, we can retire and give up this life of crime
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?
The Operative: I want to resolve this like civilized men. I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Good.
[pulls gun and shoots Operative in the chest, knocking him into the wall, grabs Inara and gets ready to leave]
The Operative: [grabs Mal from behind] I am, however, wearing full body armor. I am not a moron!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [Over Intercom] This is the Captain. We have a slight problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some turbulence and then... explode
Kaylee Frye: You mean to say as... sex?
Dr. Simon Tam: [pause, slightly pained but sweet smile] I mean to say.
Kaylee Frye: [considers, adjusts grip on gun] Screw this, I'm gonna live!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [shouting down into the vault] We're coming down to empty the vault now!
Vault Guard: [calling back up] I'll need to see some authorization!
[Jayne fires a burst from his automatic rifle]
Vault Guard: ...Okay!
River Tam: I swallowed a bug.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne Cobb: Yeah, I do.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Well... you can't!
Dr. Simon Tam: Am I talking to Miranda now?
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Can we start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl? Because that's *never* getting old.
Kaylee Frye: Been more'n a year since I had anything twixt my nethers didn't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I don't want to hear that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint
Jayne Cobb: Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin paid; mostly only when I'm gettin paid.
The other great movie was Wallace and Gromit, that was just hilarious:
"angry mob supplies"
"may contain nuts"
lmao 'pansy spray'
God those movies were fantastic. I will get them both the second they come out on DVD.
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