Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Schoolies
Just posting to tell anyone who can be bothered to read this blog that I have posted my schoolies pics on my MSN space.
Schoolies was awesome, with many dramas and exciting antics of the group. Memorable Moments:
1. Drunk Rishi signing "Sweet Chariot"
2. Stephen running into the room yelling "I got laid" (Millie and Ash left lipgloss imprints on him"
3. Jasha "hickey" from Amelia that lasted all week
4. Terry's "I bet if I open this door I'll hit Peter in the head." *THUMP*
5. Peter begging Wilson for ... I'll stop there
6. Peter trying to brink home his 15yr old emo friends
7. "Monkey" the rainbow lorikeet
So yeah schoolies was certainly a week I will never forget.
Experienced At |6:33 PM|
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Thursday, November 17, 2005
The Formal
Well the formal was absolutely the most amazing wonderful thing. Everyone looked so fabulous and the venue was awesome and I am most upset it is now over :( . But it was brilliant and the memories and pictures will live on.
If anyone cares I uploaded my pics from the night onto my MSN space:
http://spaces.msn.com/members/tyrium/PersonalSpace.aspx?_c02_owner=1&_c=
So yeah coolies it was great.
Experienced At |3:13 PM|
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Friday, November 11, 2005
OVER
OMG THE HSC IS TRULY OVER!!!!
I have waited for this day for so many years
PARTY!
Experienced At |3:57 PM|
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Saturday, November 05, 2005
A Theory on Hell
This is from Jasha's space
Theory on Hell
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam paper:
"Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat), or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant thereof.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving.
I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions, and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell, because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Krissy Jones during my Freshman year that "it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then (2) cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic.
This student got the only A.
Experienced At |2:14 PM|
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Hehehe
Found this on Wilson's blog
Car Accident
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us
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